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Right Down the Road
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Right Down the Road
I recently moved back into the city. What I realized is that I didn't just sacrifice my seclusion and privacy ... I now live smack dab in the middle of the Christards.

This is a picture of a home right down the road from my house. You might notice that there is a 12 foot snowman posed in the front yard. In and of itself, it was probably a lot of fun to build, but some fucktard couldn't help himself - he just HAD to add a little dash of Jesus to it.


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christ~ I'm embarrassed to even be in the same neighborhood.
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#2
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Seems legit. One myth supporting another.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#3
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Bet it took as much time to pile snow into a heap with jesus written on it as it would have to have fixed the roof. Two hands working.....
(wtf are you doing moving back into the city...you'd escaped man, like Snake Plisskin!)
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That's a pretty serious snowman, though.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Right Down the Road
(March 10, 2015 at 6:42 pm)Rhythm Wrote: (wtf are you doing moving back into the city...you'd escaped man, like Snake Plisskin!)

My lesser half wanted a much shorter drive to work.
Told her that if she wanted to move, I had to get a 3 stall garage. Damnit, she found one - and here we are.
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#6
RE: Right Down the Road
If it's troubling you that much, remove the bottom button and replace it with the biggest, blackest dildo you can find.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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I can't tell if jesus has smallpox or an excessive number of tits.
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(March 10, 2015 at 6:53 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Damnit, she found one - and here we are.
Not the worst then, acceptable terms for both parties...lol.
(no more videos of little bucks and does in your yard though - my hill is covered in rabbits...an absolutely comical amount of rabbits.)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Right Down the Road
(March 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm)Cinjin Wrote: [Image: 84ne8EC.jpg]

I don't get the connection.
The sign on it's own preachy but fine, the snowman on it's it fantastic. Together its a bit weird.
Jesus was not famous for his work in snow.



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(March 11, 2015 at 2:55 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Jesus was not famous for his work in snow.

Hell, I walk on water 10 times a day from November to February
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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