Christianity; the World's Most Violently Persecuted Religion

[Belacqua]

It's impossible to imagine more autonomy or freedom of choice than an entity that was both omniscient and omnipotent.

I understand that you're not interested in studying theology at all. But since the time of Plato philosophers have answered this question in a way that you haven't thought of. 

To a theologian, the way you are imagining God is a blatant straw man. If you were to be serious about discussing religion someday you could learn about these things.