I turn to non fiction again, this time it's "The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks" by Jen Sincero.
What can I say, I always wondered how straight girls get some pussy, and, mind you, this book was written by an acclaimed NYT bestselling author of "You Are a Badass" series of books.
So this is what I found out:
Alcohol is a gateway drug to sleeping with members of the same sex.
Hmm, makes sense.
Because you're a chick dealing with other chicks, you have the curious straight girls all access backstage pass. You automatically gain entry to saunas, group showers, dressing rooms, and a host of other intimate settings where women are not only off their guard, but naked. You have a coveted VIP pass.
And if you have a bottle of vodka in your hand, the deal is sealed.
Oh well, just one more paragraph of tips
1. Host a slumber party slash kegger at your sorority house, complete with beer bong and group sleeping area. 2. Get a game of twister going at your next pool party. 3. Suggest that the bride-to-be model all her new lingerie at your next bridal shower. 4. Take pole dancing lessons with your hot friends. 5. Hire a female stripper at your next bachelorette party. 6. Play truth or dare with your friends in a hot tub. 7. Ask for help unzipping your dress in the locker room. 8. Get a bikini wax from a hot chick. I want her face to be very close to my butthole when I propose let's get a coffee. 9. Instigate a game of spin the bottle at your next girl's night out.
What can I say, I always wondered how straight girls get some pussy, and, mind you, this book was written by an acclaimed NYT bestselling author of "You Are a Badass" series of books.
So this is what I found out:
Alcohol is a gateway drug to sleeping with members of the same sex.
Hmm, makes sense.
Because you're a chick dealing with other chicks, you have the curious straight girls all access backstage pass. You automatically gain entry to saunas, group showers, dressing rooms, and a host of other intimate settings where women are not only off their guard, but naked. You have a coveted VIP pass.
And if you have a bottle of vodka in your hand, the deal is sealed.
Oh well, just one more paragraph of tips
1. Host a slumber party slash kegger at your sorority house, complete with beer bong and group sleeping area. 2. Get a game of twister going at your next pool party. 3. Suggest that the bride-to-be model all her new lingerie at your next bridal shower. 4. Take pole dancing lessons with your hot friends. 5. Hire a female stripper at your next bachelorette party. 6. Play truth or dare with your friends in a hot tub. 7. Ask for help unzipping your dress in the locker room. 8. Get a bikini wax from a hot chick. I want her face to be very close to my butthole when I propose let's get a coffee. 9. Instigate a game of spin the bottle at your next girl's night out.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
