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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
(January 2, 2012 at 3:49 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Next time just bring a copy of the bible with you, and show that verse to your aunt. If she says "we dont have to follow that rule"

Says "I agree" and then rip that page out of the bible, ball it up and toss it on the ground.

Then flip over to the dietary laws in the old testament and ask her if she eats shell fish, or does she agree with God that its an abomination.

If she says "the new testament says other wise" then say "I agree" and rip that page out of the bible, ball it up and toss it on the ground.


You could pretty much do that all day.

If she says "the new testament says other wise" then say "I agree", burn the old testament, and then say "OK, let's look at the New Testament now...".
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by Rokcet Scientist - January 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

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