As for the 13 years of research, I guess maybe the OP thought that that lie would lend some gravitas to their posts. If he'd considered that people have been hammering religious beliefs for as many years as there have been religious beliefs, he probably wouldn't have tried it. If that was his thought process. He didn't last long enough to even bitch about freeze peach. Thanks for that phrase, @The Grand Nudger, it's hilarious.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
