I will prove to you that God exists

[Nay_Sayer]

Lets try again:

1. Why do you think the only two choices are:
a) Certainty no deity created the universe?
b) Belief in a deity? 
2. Do you know what a false dichotomy fallacy is?
3. Do you understand that agnosticism and atheism are not mutually exclusive?
4. Do you know what agnosticism means? (I only ask, as you misrepresented atheism several times)
5. If you don't know whether something is true, is it reasonable to believe it to be so?
6. If you don't know, and so don't believe, that any deity exists, what word(s) best describes you?
7. If some god claims can be disproved, but others not, but you still don't know the latter are true, what word(s) best describe you?

Can we start a betting pool on how many of these questions will be answered?

Boru

*slides everything onto '0' spot*

Come on poppa needs a new pair of shoes