(April 21, 2025 at 5:42 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: mmmm... the Church of Valk... sounds good to me!
First, all "saints" will have their sainthood removed and must apply for it again in person.
Secondly, all treasures stolen from the Americas must be returned, with interest.
Third, all child molesters/abusers will be excommunicated into the arctic ocean with concrete floats.
Fourth, a new Crusade into the "holy land". Because why the hell not?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"