My platform:
-Accused child rapists will be immediately handed over to secular authorities for investigation. If convicted at trial, they will be subjected to the same penalties as non-clerical rapists.
- The Church will subsidize condoms, birth control pills, the ‘morning after’ pill and counseling for victims of sexual assault. The subsidy will be 100%.
-The ordination of women will not only be permitted, but actively pursued.
-Clerical celibacy will be abolished.
-The hoarded art treasures will be auctioned off and the proceeds place in a trust fund to be solely used to settle sexual abuse claims.
-Tax exemptions go bye-bye.
With a platform like that, it’s a dead cert that I’ll be elected.
Boru
-Accused child rapists will be immediately handed over to secular authorities for investigation. If convicted at trial, they will be subjected to the same penalties as non-clerical rapists.
- The Church will subsidize condoms, birth control pills, the ‘morning after’ pill and counseling for victims of sexual assault. The subsidy will be 100%.
-The ordination of women will not only be permitted, but actively pursued.
-Clerical celibacy will be abolished.
-The hoarded art treasures will be auctioned off and the proceeds place in a trust fund to be solely used to settle sexual abuse claims.
-Tax exemptions go bye-bye.
With a platform like that, it’s a dead cert that I’ll be elected.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
