(May 2, 2025 at 1:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Let’s try some more interesting contests. Here’s a few that fairly leap to mind:
-16 Thomson’s gazelles against 4 spitting cobras.
-8 fruit bats against 25 poison dart frogs.
-9 honey badgers against Dwayne Johnson.
-426 Nile crocodiles against 6 hippos.
Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Boru
I know you're only joking but i think we're kidding ourselves if we think we're too intelligent and level headed to care how a fight between the rock and 9 honey badgers would go.
I'd want them to both have theme songs going into the arena,
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
