Consciousness

[Paleophyte]

Your conclusion contradicts your premise; therefore, you've done something wrong.

That's not a contradiction. Under monism there is one kind of stuff and there is nothing stopping that stuff from being both physical and mental. Galen Strawson is an example of a panpsychist physicalist.

Ah, I see my mistake. You're simply assuming your conclusions in your premises. That isn't an improvement.

But subjective experience can't be explained in terms of non-subjective experience.

You're a pattern recognition engine that can recognize itself.