RE: The Absurd GOP
July 28, 2025 at 9:55 pm
(This post was last modified: July 28, 2025 at 9:57 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
If they thought they could pull it off they'd name him dictator for life at his funeral. Mystics in black robes would read the signs in his divinely inspired madness. Every tweet, every word salad interview, all appraised with originalist intent, ofc.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
