(July 29, 2025 at 1:38 am)AFTT47 Wrote:(July 28, 2025 at 11:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Pelicans are like the B-17s of dropping birdshit.
Yeah, that's the issue. They are large birds which swallow their prey whole. A brown pelican weighs about 7 lbs yet swallows fish which would choke a human. Their digestive system needs to handle solid bones. Pelican stuff is substantial and nasty.
Wonderful, graceful fliers though. Just don't be under them when they do their business.
You haven't really lived until you've experienced the dual barrage of pelican shit and high-altitude bombing of frigate shit.