Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[arewethereyet]

Upon his arrival, the Devil greets him warmly and with an especially big smile on his face.


Devil:”Donald Trump, welcome to hell! I had an especially difficult time selecting your eternal punishment, and so for a treat I’m going to allow you to choose one one three doors and take the place of an individual in that room”

Trump: “That sounds great, I love having the final say!”

The Devil open the first door and allows Trump to look inside. Trump looks in to find George W. Bush running on a track.

Trump:”No, I don’t choose this room. I’m not much of a runner.”

And so the devil opens the second door to reveal Barack Obama swimming in an endless pool.

Trump:”No, I can’t swim very well. I don’t choose this room”

And so the Devil closes the door and opens the third door to reveal Bill Clinton getting a BJ from Monica Lewinsky.

Trump:”Oh yes! This is the perfect room for me. I was made for this punishment. This is what I choose for the rest of eternity.

The Devil smiles with a glint in his eyes and asks “are you sure?? I don’t usually offer a go back on previous options.. but for you I’ll make an exception”

Trump:”oh yes, I definitely choose this room.”

Devil:”Well all right then! Ms. Lewinsky, come on out. Mr. Trump, take her place!”