(November 19, 2025 at 5:48 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: So that's why churches smell like stale farts.
Quote:Older Christians ‘hold it in’ during church services as new poll exposes surprising toilet habits
On World Toilet Day a new poll by the Christian Charity Tearfund has exposed church goer’s toilet habits when in a service.
More than half of older Christians chose to “hold it in” during church services rather than leave for the loo, which has revealed a surprising generational divide in the pews.
Survey showed that 56 per cent of older Christians preferred to endure discomfort, while younger worshippers were far more likely to slip out mid-sermon, with 29 per cent saying they would happily miss part of the service.
https://premierchristian.news/en/news/ar...h-services
We went to a church wedding not long ago and the missus and I slipped out for a tinkle at different times. We both got the stink eye on the way to and from the bog.
I don't know if any of you guys have ever been to a traditional Catholic wedding Mass, but they run about three hours long. By the second hour of sit-stand-kneel, you're not only bursting for a pee, but you're also looking at the guy on the Cross and thinking HE'S the lucky one.
Boru
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