Natural Selection Seems Insufficient

[Jal]

I could continue with counter-scenarios and counter-theories but it's probably a good idea, for the sake of expediency. to dismiss those that seem gibberish:

1. Intangible forces pushing tangible matter - gibberish.
2. Shortest distance is not a straight line - gibberish.
3. The tangible hand of God pushing tangible matter. Clear.

Continuing the counter-scenarios, as noted, make your theory less believable rather than more so.  But regardless, there's a reason you stopped here.  Because you ran out of counter-scenarios.

No I didn't. I just thought it more productive to cut to the chase.