Only on atheist forums would you find actual competition for me in weirdness.
I dare say, that said competition will probably beat me this year. I'm too old hat.
If only I could get the pity vote
Can't wait to see the dark horse 
I dare say, that said competition will probably beat me this year. I'm too old hat.

If only I could get the pity vote


Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day