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Why Adam had no sense.
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Why Adam had no sense.
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If Adam had had any sense whatsoever, then the 1st day in Eden would have something like this:

Adam: Hey God! Can you make me an axe and a shovel please?

God: What for?

Adam: So I can chop that bloody tree down and bury it deep within the earth.

God: You don't want to go doing that.

Adam: Whay ever not?

God: There's no room. That's where I've hidden all the skeletal structures I etched in rock for the creature designs I rejected.
The interesting thing about Truth is that Truth is still Truth even if the devil speaks it. The interesting thing about Lies is that Lies are still Lies even if God speaks them.
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Why Adam had no sense. - by JudgeDracoAmunRa - January 10, 2012 at 6:56 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by kılıç_mehmet - January 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by padraic - January 10, 2012 at 11:54 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Doubting Thomas - January 11, 2012 at 7:09 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by reverendjeremiah - January 13, 2012 at 3:08 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by JollyForr - January 11, 2012 at 7:25 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Doubting Thomas - January 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by R-e-n-n-a-t - January 12, 2012 at 8:45 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Minimalist - January 14, 2012 at 6:43 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Cinjin - January 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Godschild - January 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by The Grand Nudger - January 12, 2012 at 4:17 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Doubting Thomas - January 13, 2012 at 3:02 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by reverendjeremiah - January 13, 2012 at 4:56 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2012 at 6:45 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Doubting Thomas - January 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2012 at 6:59 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Doubting Thomas - January 13, 2012 at 7:13 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by reverendjeremiah - January 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by The Grand Nudger - January 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by Cinjin - January 14, 2012 at 3:00 am
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by reverendjeremiah - January 14, 2012 at 6:05 pm
RE: Why Adam had no sense. - by reverendjeremiah - January 15, 2012 at 4:11 am

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