I remember once buying a badge (or a button, if you prefer) that read "I like children but I can never eat a whole one". It was clearly part of that well-known secret atheist agenda to turn everyone into hellbound sin-worshipping blasphemers like what we are.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
