RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 1:57 am
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 2:24 am by Cyberman.)
Yes of course, you're so right Freeeek. You've convinced me with your irrefutable logic. Henceforth I shall devote the rest of my threescore and ten to spreading the Good News™ to the wretched godless heathen so that they too may be saved just as you have saved me. And on the Final Day we can bask in the Glory of the Lord Most High and fap to the sweet sounds of the tortured sinners writhing in the firepits of Hell. That includes you, of course, for the blasphemy of taking His Name in vain.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
