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The Decline and Fall of the United States of America
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The Decline and Fall of the United States of America
Okay so my country, America, is basically a lost cause. Here are some common American beliefs:

Belief 1: Socialism = Communism
Belief 2: This nation was founded on Christianity.
Belief 3: There is no evidence for evolution.
Belief 4: Atheists are bad people.
Belief 5: The rich in America pay enough taxes.
Belief 6: Our military expenditure is not enough, if anything.

What the frack, America? The fact that I had to use the word "common" in the above premise is enough to qualify you as a nation of true idiocy. I'm sorry, but your empire is through. You've reached your zenith point and are now experiencing the descent. You are in decline. You are no longer a nation of intellectuals and shakers and movers, but you are a nation of fat, lazy, ungrateful, and frankly moronic zombies beholden to the corporate media.

I'm not going to tell you "you need to do this and that". No. It's over. You're done. You're through. There is nothing you can do to save your precious country. The best thing you can do as an individual is to get out before it gets bad - really bad. Emigrate before everyone else does and you're more likely to find security elsewhere.
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The Decline and Fall of the United States of America - by TastyTim - January 31, 2012 at 12:34 am

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