Don't you bring that blasphemy in here! BLASPHEMER!!! Bigfoot is the one true god! If you'd only open your heart to Bigfoot, you'd see that Bigfoot really does exist. If you don't believe in Bigfoot, he's going to stomp your ass down to HELL! And I'll be laughing as you're burning in Hell for all eternity while I'm sitting at the right hand of Bigfoot.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.