The Decline and Fall of the United States of America

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. And the loudest calls will be coming from the conservatives who love supporting the troops as long as they're not gay

And also as long as they aren't one of them. Conservatives love to send other people's children off to fight.

http://www.nhgazette.com/chickenhawks/

When an American male (or an especially belligerent female) makes the challenging transition from late adolescence into early adulthood, he is faced with many decisions. One certain, specific combination of choices will result in his becoming a chickenhawk: choosing to “support” war, while also choosing not to serve in the military. His motto becomes: “Let’s you and him go fight; I’ll hold your coat.”