The Decline and Fall of the United States of America

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Okay so my country, America, is basically a lost cause. Here are some common American beliefs:

Are you sure that these are exclusively American?

Belief 1: Socialism = Communism

First of all, tell me what "socialism" means for you.
What is it?

Belief 2: This nation was founded on Christianity.

If people believe this, maybe it's time to eliminate misconceptions.
What was the basis of the foundations of the USA?

Belief 3: There is no evidence for evolution.

Again, are you sure that this is exclusively "American"?

Belief 4: Atheists are bad people.

Again, are you sure that this is exclusively "American"?

Belief 5: The rich in America pay enough taxes.

No person believes that he is paying "less", when it comes to tax. Not the least the poor, nor the rich.
Besides, what is "enough" for you? What would you suggest?

Belief 6: Our military expenditure is not enough, if anything.

Are you sure that people suggest that you expend more in terms of military?
What are the numbers?

Emigrate before everyone else does and you're more likely to find security elsewhere.

Who is trying to kill you?
Wow, what a bleak outlook on life. But maybe I should be happy more than anyone else in this thread to hear that ol' US is going downhill. That surely would aid the advance of my agenda one way or the other, but why would you really give up everything so quick, when nothing really looks bad at all? Like, for example, my friend went to America to study, as he studied in the SUNY program, half of his education in Turkey, half in America.
He told us that he plans to stay in America, to which I naturally objected, as I think that one can never be at ease so much in a foreign land than in his own country.
Now, my friend is not *poor* as you might think. In fact, his family is quite wealthy. However, he doesn't seem to think that America is a place where one cannot live.
I think you're not telling the truth about the state you're in.

You are no longer a nation of intellectuals and shakers and movers

And when was America just that?

The fact that I had to use the word "common" in the above premise is enough to qualify you as a nation of true idiocy.

According to which statistics have you used this word?
It takes quite a lot of nerves to insult one's own nation. Tsk tsk tsk.

But maybe you're just being sarcastic about this and I missed the joke again.