One Line Insult quotes.

[Kyuuketsuki]

A couple from my extensive collection (I like to collect quotes)

"Why not join the rest of the human race and evolve some intelligence?"
"The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming!"

And then there's a few really stunning ones like Sir Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
Churchill to Lady Astor: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

and

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

This one's good too, "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

Kyu