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Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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Sex toy lodged in rectum. 20 year old claims it's her first time. X-ray included. Had to be removed surgically.
Best remark: "After attempts to manually retrieve it failed, Emily says her one-night stand suggested leaving it to 'naturally work its way out' and then left, claiming he had work early the following morning."
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 1:39 pm
jesus, I could take that sideways . . . .
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 3:45 pm
(June 28, 2017 at 1:39 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: jesus, I could take that sideways . . . .
And twice on Sunday.
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 3:48 pm
Hell, Favre's Super Bowl ring was almost that big and I didn't even know it was lodged . . . .
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 3:54 pm
(June 28, 2017 at 3:48 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Hell, Favre's Super Bowl ring was almost that big and I didn't even know it was lodged . . . .
With or without the fist?
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 3:56 pm
So the dildo warning labels are right after all!
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 4:25 pm
After seeing that thing I'll now view those wine bottle stoppers with suspicion.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 5:18 pm
(June 28, 2017 at 4:25 pm)Succubus Wrote: After seeing that thing I'll now view those wine bottle stoppers with suspicion.
Gives a whole new meaning to "put the plug in the jug".
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 5:26 pm
You'd have to work at getting a flanged toy irretrievably lodged... Pretty hard to do unintentionally, IMO.
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RE: Moral of the story, keep it on a line.
June 28, 2017 at 5:41 pm
(June 28, 2017 at 5:26 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You'd have to work at getting a flanged toy irretrievably lodged... Pretty hard to do unintentionally, IMO.
He was over simulated.
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