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I don't like free hotdogs. I like the one's that cost a buck fifty and come with peace and quiet on the side. Mmmmm mmm. Deeeelish.

Would you like to know what's actually in that delish hot dog? Nah,don't think I''ll tell. You might throw up and faint. Same goes for that Big Mac and how they cook Kentucky Fried roof rat.


Here we have POPdogs,same thing essentially but bigger and therefore more deadly.Can't find a photo on line.They take a long roll,which is then impaled on a hot spike to heat it. Then butter is smeared inside as lubricant,hot sausage slides in, then some mustard or whatever you want is is squirted in. I kid you not.