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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Reminds me of the old joke about the two naughty lads at a Catholic school, who would run about playing tricks and causing a general nuisance. One day they get called to the Head's office, the first one gets dragged in by his ear and comes face to face with the Bishop. "Where is Jesus???" thunders the old git, poking him in the chest (with his finger, thankfully) "Where is Jesus?? I want you to go home and find Jesus!!"

The lad leaves the office and just before his friend gets the same treatment he whispers "Shit, we're really in trouble now - they've lost Jesus and they think we did it!"

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You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Forsaken - February 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by KichigaiNeko - February 23, 2012 at 11:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 23, 2012 at 11:57 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 12:05 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by DeistPaladin - March 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - February 24, 2012 at 12:19 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 24, 2012 at 1:49 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 2:30 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 24, 2012 at 8:52 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 25, 2012 at 12:20 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 25, 2012 at 1:03 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by LastPoet - February 25, 2012 at 6:08 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Killman - February 25, 2012 at 5:29 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 2:37 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 3:08 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 3:38 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 6:11 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by znk666 - February 25, 2012 at 6:02 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Forsaken - February 25, 2012 at 6:10 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by 5thHorseman - February 25, 2012 at 7:00 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Ace Otana - March 2, 2012 at 11:45 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 7:31 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by 5thHorseman - February 24, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by MrSkeptic - February 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 9:38 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by MrSkeptic - February 25, 2012 at 12:28 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Welsh cake - February 25, 2012 at 5:56 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by thebigfudge - February 25, 2012 at 6:42 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2012 at 8:59 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - February 25, 2012 at 8:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2012 at 9:02 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by CriticalThinker - March 2, 2012 at 11:36 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Zen Badger - March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by downbeatplumb - March 3, 2012 at 9:05 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Neo-Scholastic - March 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Zen Badger - March 3, 2012 at 9:26 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by KichigaiNeko - March 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - March 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - March 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - March 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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