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You Are Going To Hell If You....
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
(March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 2, 2012 at 11:36 am)CriticalThinker Wrote:
(February 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm)Forsaken Wrote: * eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/index.html

One word: metaphor.

Yes?
And how do you know what is metaphorical and what is literal in the bible?
(March 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Those mitzvahs only applied to Hebrew people. Gentiles are governed by the seven laws of Noah.

Wow, aren't you wrong....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Laws_of_Noah

The Seven Laws of Noah (Hebrew: שבע מצוות בני נח‎ Sheva mitzvot B'nei Noach) form the major part of the Noachide Laws, or Noahide Code.[1] This code is a set of moral imperatives that, according to the Talmud, were given by God[2] as a binding set of laws for the "children of Noah" – that is, all of humankind.[3][4] According to religious Judaism, any non-Jew who lives according to these laws is regarded as a Righteous Gentile, and is assured of a place in the world to come (Olam Haba), the final reward of the righteous.[5][6] Adherents are often called "B'nei Noach" (Children of Noah) or "Noahides" and may often network in Jewish synagogues.[citation needed]
And if driving this

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Gets you sent to hell it's worth itBig Grin

I think it's metaphoricle because pretty much every religion out there has tons of metaphoricle staories, so why wouldn't Christianity? Throughout history Christianity has purposefully employed bits and pieces of other religions to make itself morea appealing.
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You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Forsaken - February 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by KichigaiNeko - February 23, 2012 at 11:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 23, 2012 at 11:57 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 12:05 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by DeistPaladin - March 6, 2012 at 4:26 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - February 24, 2012 at 12:19 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 24, 2012 at 1:49 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 2:30 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 24, 2012 at 8:52 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 25, 2012 at 12:20 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 25, 2012 at 1:03 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by LastPoet - February 25, 2012 at 6:08 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Killman - February 25, 2012 at 5:29 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 2:37 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 3:08 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 3:38 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Godschild - February 24, 2012 at 6:11 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Abracadabra - February 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by znk666 - February 25, 2012 at 6:02 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Forsaken - February 25, 2012 at 6:10 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by 5thHorseman - February 25, 2012 at 7:00 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Ace Otana - March 2, 2012 at 11:45 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 2:49 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 7:31 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by 5thHorseman - February 24, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by MrSkeptic - February 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - February 24, 2012 at 9:38 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by MrSkeptic - February 25, 2012 at 12:28 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Welsh cake - February 25, 2012 at 5:56 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by thebigfudge - February 25, 2012 at 6:42 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2012 at 8:59 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - February 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - February 25, 2012 at 8:43 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by The Grand Nudger - February 25, 2012 at 9:02 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by CriticalThinker - March 2, 2012 at 11:36 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Zen Badger - March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by downbeatplumb - March 3, 2012 at 9:05 am
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Neo-Scholastic - March 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Zen Badger - March 3, 2012 at 9:26 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by CriticalThinker - March 5, 2012 at 9:15 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by KichigaiNeko - March 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Cyberman - March 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Whateverist - March 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: You Are Going To Hell If You.... - by Minimalist - March 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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