(March 8, 2012 at 1:55 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(March 8, 2012 at 1:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: aren't you supposed to win at least one soul per week, on pain of fine of no less than $200 US? (source: What We (God) Believes)
Oh, that would explain why they haven't accepted me as a member. I go by what the Bible says, which is that there's no free will and you atheists are ordained by our Lord to be objects of wrath. So there's no point in converting people since Yahweh has already planned everything, including who will be saved and who will satisfy his sadistic glee on Judgment Day.
Dude, I love you, please bear my children.
