Greetings Hellbound Heathens...

[Welsh cake]

I've decided to brave this lion's den to answer any questions on my beliefs as a True Christian.

Yeah, talking to human beings who don't share your beliefs must be a very frightening ordeal for you I'm sure.

Rest assured, I won't be preaching.

*braces for preaching*

That would be pointless anyway as the Bible makes it clear that the Lord has already hardened all of your hearts that you might not receive the love of Jesus and be saved.

Not as pointless as signing up to an atheist forum to convert people when you sincerely believe they're all a 'lost cause' from the beginning.

That's right. You all don't know it but you're just objects of wrath to satisfy the Lord's sadistic glee on judment day. That's why all our wisdom seems as foolishness to you. So enjoy your time in the sun before you spend eternity being burned alive for all eternity by our loving Lord. Praise the sweet name of Jesus!

And you can go fuck yourself too.

...arsewipe.

there is hope for you and all the unbelievers here. You still have a chance to save yourself from eternal damnation.

When you're dead you're dead.

Prove there's an afterlife or piss off back to the secure hospital for your meds.