Quote:I DEMAND that this man gets a fatwa shoved up his arse... I'm just PRAYING for this to happen. LOL.
Up? How does one do that exactly?
Quote:A fatwā (Arabic: فتوى; plural fatāwā Arabic: فتاوى) in the Islamic faith is a juristic ruling concerning Islamic law issued by an Islamic scholar. In Sunni Islam any fatwā is non-binding, whereas in Shia Islam it could be considered by an individual as binding, depending on his or her relation to the scholar. The person who issues a fatwā is called, in that respect, a mufti, i.e. an issuer of fatwā, from the verb أَفْتَى 'aftā = "he gave a formal legal opinion on". This is not necessarily a formal position since most Muslims argue that anyone trained in Islamic law may give an opinion (fatwā) on its teachings. If a fatwā does not break new ground, then it is simply called a ruling.[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa
You REALL are a Poe,ain't cha.