(March 10, 2012 at 11:10 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I hear ya man. Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! The thing is that you dont have to do anything to sin. As soon as you were born you pissed Baby Jesus off enough for him to torture you in fire for all eternity....but Jesus is a loving god. As long as you submit your entire life and will to him, then he will accept you from the flames and into the glory where you will worship and praise and serve him forever and ever, Amen.
Doesnt that sound wonderful?
Praise Sweet Baby Jesus!
Exactly, that's how we know that Jesus loves us. It's the same way that a battered wife knows her abusive husband loves us. It's our fault that He has to torture some people. People sent themselves to Hell by provoking the wrath of our Lord, just like how battered wives know that their abusive husbands "love" them but they provoke their abuse. It's all really about power and control, and isn't that what love is really all about?
On the other side of the coin is salvation. Life's a test. The question is what are we being tested for? The whole purpose of a test is to divide people according to whether or not they possess a desired characteristic. If a perspective employer tests you on mathematics, you can assume that the job involves working with numbers.
We are being tested for whether or not we believe something without proof and worship our loving sadistic Lord. So obviously we're being tested for our gullibility.
I'm going to pass this test and be in Heaven because I have all the qualifications necessary to be a willing boot-licking slave to Jesus for all eternity and kiss his ass shamelessly despite the mess of everything he makes on this earth.
Praise Him!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
