(March 10, 2012 at 12:49 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:(March 10, 2012 at 11:10 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I hear ya man. Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! The thing is that you dont have to do anything to sin. As soon as you were born you pissed Baby Jesus off enough for him to torture you in fire for all eternity....but Jesus is a loving god. As long as you submit your entire life and will to him, then he will accept you from the flames and into the glory where you will worship and praise and serve him forever and ever, Amen.
Doesnt that sound wonderful?
Praise Sweet Baby Jesus!
Exactly, that's how we know that Jesus loves us. It's the same way that a battered wife knows her abusive husband loves us. It's our fault that He has to torture some people. People sent themselves to Hell by provoking the wrath of our Lord, just like how battered wives know that their abusive husbands "love" them but they provoke their abuse. It's all really about power and control, and isn't that what love is really all about?
On the other side of the coin is salvation. Life's a test. The question is what are we being tested for? The whole purpose of a test is to divide people according to whether or not they possess a desired characteristic. If a perspective employer tests you on mathematics, you can assume that the job involves working with numbers.
We are being tested for whether or not we believe something without proof and worship our loving sadistic Lord. So obviously we're being tested for our gullibility.
I'm going to pass this test and be in Heaven because I have all the qualifications necessary to be a willing boot-licking slave to Jesus for all eternity and kiss his ass shamelessly despite the mess of everything he makes on this earth.
Praise Him!
Agreed. Sweet Baby Jesus (SBJ-PBUH) knows everything and knew everything before he even created everything. Testing people is a way to find out what response they would give, and its obvious that our all knowing SBJ tests people to see wether they will have faith in him or not.
Some heathens say that someone who knows everything would not have to test people but they are obviously failing the test from our all knowing SBJ, and will be sent to hell where they will have pine cones shoved up their pee pee holes for all eternity.
We true believers know that the answer to the test our all knowing Lord gives us is simple: Godidit.
Those so-called "intellectuals" in college biology would do well if they passed this test.
...not to mention it is a persecution that we True christians are not allowed to answer every single question on every test as "godidit".
these heathens are such heathens.
