Greetings Hellbound Heathens...

[Welsh cake]

Mankind has forced God to torture us for all eternity.

This statement is nothing more than bad apologetics. Its laughable actually, when you look not just at theological fatalism but at how glaring the contradiction is that stems from your own theology. How can an omnipotent and omniscience God be forced to do anything? How can an infinite creator be thwarted by the will of finite creations? How can the first and final cause lose control over its own damn creation? How can the unmoved mover be moved? ...by mere mortal man?

I think I smell a poe here. How can you, a Devout Christian, not understand your own god concept?

I don't understand how Christians like you can exist.

Your ignorance is 'shining' again. There are over 35,000 different Christian denominations in the world. What's to not understand?

It's like you have no idea what the Bible REALLY means.

Why, its almost like everyone cherry picks religious text differently to suit their own personal tastes and interests!

Jesus is not willing that any should perish, but unfortunately a lot of people are going to because they don't want to see the love of God.

If God doesn't want people to perish then they won't. According to your own theology though, he's an evil cosmic tyrant who seeks glorification of his namesake far above the well-being of man, he created THE ETERNAL HELL remember? Wake up and smell the coffee - that's not a loving God! Not even close!

anyone can get into Heaven if they just submit themselves body and soul to the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ.

Sounds like the devil to me. Or you're arguing that your interpretation of God demands prostitutes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaI5pSdJML8

Hmm, makes about as much sense as all the other concepts of sex-crazed magic man... yours is obsessed with petty circumcision after all.

God can melt your hardened heart.

Biology 101: Hearts pump blood, they do no thinking.

They also don't solidify into stone when they cease to function, they die and decay.

Stop speaking figuratively if you want to convince people their "souls" (whatever the fuck that is) are/is in jeopardy.