That's ok, we need someone to witness to. Also to pretend is persecuting us. We gotta rack up them brownie points somehow, we're still n00bie faith heads.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'