(October 25, 2008 at 1:01 pm)ManofGOD Wrote:(October 23, 2008 at 1:25 am)Jason Jarred Wrote: Ok ok ok - places everybody, PLEASE! PLACES!
Everybody ready? Yes? Yes? Good!
Ok now, lights...camera...action!
'Religion Gone Wild: Scene 5 Wrote:1,2&6. Suffering is a part of this life. All the pirates suffered for the Flying Spaghetti Monsters (FSM) name.
3. FSM wants us to be noodley, like him. There is a narrow path for noodleyness (Pirates, in this case) to follow.
4. Science is verifiable and true.
Recipes for bolognese sauce cannot always be taken literally, but still contains divine truth. The earth is as old as science says. His holy noodleyness created man and all seeming ancestors, as well as midgets - after all we are all his creation. The flood is a part of the story of salivation indicative of the digestive system preparing for his meaty goodness.
5. FSM is not supportive of midget slavery. This was the nature of man in that day. The Spaghetti monster did not try to overwhelm man by dictating everything at once.
7. Remember that most of Margaret Thatcher's miracles were also done by her disciples. This was how the Tuberculosis spread.
8. FSM shows his divine Noodle to the faithful.
I hold that 90% of the pirate population does not believe the truth of FSM's life in their life.
9. This is to indicate how FSM is in everything around us, the birds, the trees, the grass, and midgits - especially the midgits, for they are his chosen people.
10. The true faithful, who swear before the meaty sauciness of his holy noodley appendages, do NOT eat pasta with cream sauce.
I could not stop laughing at your response Jason Jarred. In your lifetime, you will be proven wrong, you will see GOD at work and you will fear the LORD and you will know that I am the Risen Christ.
Sorry mate, but I don't buy into this stuff so easily. Reason, Logic and evidence is what comes first, not superstitions.
Also....Your god now?
Oh boy
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.