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ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here
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RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here
(March 29, 2012 at 5:59 am)Telsa Wrote: Now…what questions do you have for me about my faith, my history, my experience of the Spirit, Jesus, or Father?

Sure. I've got some questions.

1.) Why would you think we give a fuck?
2.) Are you really as big of an ego-maniacal jerkwad as you seem?

Quote:Also, my spiritual gift if being a prophet, so feel free to ask about that too. …don’t ask really deep questions, like why people suffer—the Lord told me that one requires a ton of prayer!
Cheers!
Telsa

Oop! Never mind on that second question. I've got that figured out. Wink

Next time you talk to your buddy Jesus, could you kindly ask him to not eat my brain. I know a zombie god has to eat too, it's just.. I rather like my brain, and it seems he's gotten to enough brains already.

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ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 29, 2012 at 5:59 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by KichigaiNeko - March 29, 2012 at 6:00 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 29, 2012 at 6:06 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by fuckass365 - March 29, 2012 at 6:28 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 6:35 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Erinome - March 29, 2012 at 6:40 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 6:41 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by genkaus - March 29, 2012 at 6:49 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Erinome - March 29, 2012 at 6:53 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Forsaken - March 29, 2012 at 7:01 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Welsh cake - March 29, 2012 at 7:07 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by genkaus - March 29, 2012 at 7:07 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Forsaken - March 29, 2012 at 7:11 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Aegrus - March 29, 2012 at 7:38 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by houseofcantor - March 30, 2012 at 11:48 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Faith No More - March 29, 2012 at 7:27 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by KichigaiNeko - March 29, 2012 at 7:44 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 29, 2012 at 10:45 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Chuff - March 29, 2012 at 8:13 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by 5thHorseman - March 29, 2012 at 8:16 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by LastPoet - March 29, 2012 at 8:31 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 8:48 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Whateverist - March 29, 2012 at 10:20 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 8:54 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 9:01 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 9:02 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Zen Badger - March 29, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Nine - March 29, 2012 at 9:27 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by LastPoet - March 29, 2012 at 9:42 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 29, 2012 at 9:54 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by FallentoReason - March 29, 2012 at 10:21 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Whateverist - March 29, 2012 at 10:43 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Xcentric - March 29, 2012 at 11:58 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Minimalist - March 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Jaysyn - March 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 29, 2012 at 8:51 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cyberman - March 29, 2012 at 8:28 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Blanca - March 29, 2012 at 9:03 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Minimalist - March 29, 2012 at 9:06 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 29, 2012 at 9:39 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2012 at 1:38 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by FallentoReason - March 30, 2012 at 11:27 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Doubting Thomas - March 30, 2012 at 3:54 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Faith No More - March 30, 2012 at 3:58 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 30, 2012 at 6:34 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 30, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by mediamogul - March 30, 2012 at 7:29 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by mediamogul - March 30, 2012 at 7:46 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 30, 2012 at 8:12 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by FallentoReason - March 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by mediamogul - March 30, 2012 at 8:30 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 30, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Telsa - March 31, 2012 at 10:40 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by NoMoreFaith - March 31, 2012 at 11:06 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Forsaken - March 30, 2012 at 7:33 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by houseofcantor - March 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 30, 2012 at 7:20 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 30, 2012 at 8:19 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by padraic - March 30, 2012 at 8:26 pm
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by KichigaiNeko - March 31, 2012 at 10:41 am
RE: ACTUAL prophet of Jesus here - by Cinjin - March 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

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