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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm
(March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm)Bueller Wrote: Last night fellow sentients I was visited by an ambassador from Venus who told me that he was here on this Earth once before in the form of the being we now call Jesus.

This is an important message and 100% true. If we do not change our wicked ways the galactic council are to remove our protected status and allow any race whatsoever to come here and do as they will.

There are many races that would like to inhabit our planet and use us as slaves and food but at the moment they are all turned away by the Earth Protection Fleet.

It's not too late to change, we just have to embrace Cosmic spirituality as taught by the Aetherius Society and we will be spared this disaster.

We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples.

I can't impress upon you all enough the urgency of the task that lies ahead of us. Please don't scoff or mock as this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving. The galactic council are monitoring this site from orbit as we type, oh hail our galactic masters in their infinite wisdom and mercy!

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I've had a vision - by Bueller - March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by padraic - March 31, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - March 31, 2012 at 8:56 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Epimethean - March 31, 2012 at 7:48 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Napoléon - March 31, 2012 at 7:50 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Minimalist - March 31, 2012 at 8:12 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - March 31, 2012 at 8:41 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by picto90 - March 31, 2012 at 9:21 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - March 31, 2012 at 11:19 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Faith No More - March 31, 2012 at 9:11 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - March 31, 2012 at 9:31 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by zip_ster - March 31, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by BoyWonder - April 1, 2012 at 12:25 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 4:32 am
RE: I've had a vision - by BoyWonder - April 1, 2012 at 5:16 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:30 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 5:42 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Epimethean - April 1, 2012 at 8:46 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:27 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:31 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 10:12 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 10:21 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 10:24 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 10:32 am
RE: I've had a vision - by R-e-n-n-a-t - April 1, 2012 at 5:30 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:34 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 5:35 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:38 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 5:41 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:43 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 5:44 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Phil - April 1, 2012 at 5:52 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 5:55 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Bueller - April 1, 2012 at 6:01 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Zen Badger - April 1, 2012 at 6:15 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 6:15 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - April 1, 2012 at 11:10 am
RE: I've had a vision - by NoMoreFaith - April 1, 2012 at 6:01 am
RE: I've had a vision - by LastPoet - April 1, 2012 at 5:57 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Atheist Anarchist - April 1, 2012 at 5:59 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 6:02 am
RE: I've had a vision - by znk666 - April 1, 2012 at 7:49 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 10:18 am
RE: I've had a vision - by KichigaiNeko - April 1, 2012 at 10:29 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 10:34 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 10:39 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 11:13 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 12:33 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 12:53 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 12:55 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 12:55 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by znk666 - April 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by LastPoet - April 1, 2012 at 10:41 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 11:19 am
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - April 1, 2012 at 11:22 am
RE: I've had a vision - by One King - April 1, 2012 at 12:57 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ace Otana - April 1, 2012 at 1:00 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Faith No More - April 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Shell B - April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Faith No More - April 1, 2012 at 2:29 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Nine - April 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Norfolk And Chance - April 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Ziploc Surprise - April 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Cyberman - April 1, 2012 at 6:39 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by BoyWonder - April 1, 2012 at 9:32 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Cyberman - April 1, 2012 at 9:35 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by zip_ster - April 1, 2012 at 10:21 pm
RE: I've had a vision - by Cyberman - April 1, 2012 at 10:25 pm

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