Ordinary vs fundamentalist Christian

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Ordinary Christians go to church and do their praying and mind their own business. They will pray for their neighbor that always has an pile of empty beer boxes sitting beside their garbage can on trash pickup day but they won't say anything to their face. They aren't too bad. I live next to some christians and they have never bothered me.

Catholics can't say anything,as they often have as many empty beer bottles as any neighbour. Well,our house always did.


Although not a believer at the time (my wife was ) I happily attended the "St Paul's Parish Annual Men's International Beer Tasting Evening" and got shitfaced for $15.The cost included eleventy two REAL sammies made by BLOKES! Several of the priests from the local monastery attended as guests,as did the Archbishop,who only got a little legless. (IE staggered but did not actually fall down) The priests got paralytic,a time honoured tradition with Catholic priests and free piss. I kid you not. Only time in my life I've ever rolled UP a hill on the way home


An explanation on intoxication: According to my dad,there are three levelsrunk (you fall down) VERY drunk (you can't get up) and dead drunk (you're unconscious) ME? I think you're drunk when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.