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Once was found...
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Once was found...
"My name is Jonathan and I used to be a Christian." (This is where you all say, "Hi, Jonathan.")

My mom fasts for my salvation. I asked her to keep on eating (she is terribly skinny) but fast Fox News instead. Or just Hannity. She is sticking with her no food on whatever day is fast day. Much to the disappointment of my step-dad who would like some more meat on her bones.

I worry about the influence of the church on my son. He had a Noah's Ark toy given to him and I asked if they had any other genocide toys they would like to share. Like maybe a "Darfur Refugee Camp" toy he can play with. The joke was lost on the audience.

I speak in tongues when no one else is around to make sure I still got it. It would seem that I do, at least under the influence of something or another.

David Cross is a hero of mine and so is David Bazan. My name is Jonathan. Coincidence given the closeness of Saul's son Jonathan and King David? (The answer is always yes. Jonathan and David are very common names.)

I am just as passionate about evangelizing as any evangelist. I just don't ask for you to pay me for it.

If I was ever introduced to the God found in the bible I think the only appropriate response would be a slap to his face. Followed by, "You fucking knew better."
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Messages In This Thread
Once was found... - by jonathanwithaj - August 17, 2009 at 6:21 pm
RE: Once was found... - by leo-rcc - August 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
RE: Once was found... - by LukeMC - August 17, 2009 at 6:34 pm
RE: Once was found... - by Tiberius - August 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm
RE: Once was found... - by RevOxley - August 17, 2009 at 6:39 pm
RE: Once was found... - by fr0d0 - August 17, 2009 at 7:23 pm
RE: Once was found... - by Amphora - August 17, 2009 at 7:47 pm
RE: Once was found... - by Edwardo Piet - August 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm
RE: Once was found... - by fr0d0 - August 18, 2009 at 8:54 am
RE: Once was found... - by leo-rcc - August 18, 2009 at 9:00 am
RE: Once was found... - by dry land fish - August 17, 2009 at 10:12 pm
RE: Once was found... - by jonathanwithaj - August 18, 2009 at 1:56 am
RE: Once was found... - by Kyuuketsuki - August 18, 2009 at 2:13 am
RE: Once was found... - by Retorth - August 18, 2009 at 9:01 am
RE: Once was found... - by Ace Otana - August 18, 2009 at 9:53 am
RE: Once was found... - by omjag86 - August 19, 2009 at 1:11 am

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