I wish heaven and hell were on the same floor/level, with no walls in-between them, so that IF I went to hell, I could annoy all the boring christians, etc, by interrupting and disrupting their conversations with God with my screams in hell. Although hell sounds more fun anyway, in which case, IF I go to hell I'll probably annoy them by interrupting their convos with God with my incredibly loud eating sounds as I gorge on a feast of trillions and trillions of my favourite chargrilled extra large Burger King double bacon cheeseburgers
Which normally btw, I don't eat very often because its unhealthy. But HEY! I'll make an exception in hell because in hell you can't die, because you're already dead! So there's not really much of a health risk

