Evidence Against God

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Apologies for this sudden reversal; I haven't really been following this thread since there's a limit to the amount of idiocy I can take in a day and my tolerance threshold, normally set low in any case, tends to fluctuate depending on my mood. However I simply won't be able to sleep if I don't harpoon this particular whopper:

Man made objects cannot orbit the sun, therefore the orbiting teapot cannot exist.

Manmade objects most certainly and abolutely can orbit the Sun. Meet Helios-1 and -2, launched into heliocentric (Sun-centred) orbits of around 190 days; the now-retired and decommissioned Ulysses, launched from Discovery in 1990 into a 6.2 year heliocentric orbit; and STEREO, the Solar TErrestrial RElations Observatory (I just love those painfully shoehorned NASA acronyms), consisting of two spacecraft - STEREO-Ahead and STEREO-Behind - launched in 2006 into heliocentric orbits of 346 and 388 days respectively on an eight-year mission to completely map the Sun in 3D.

There you go - five manmade and sun-orbiting teapots for you. Ready to retract your assertion now? I'll wait.

Ok so 5 objects...is that it?...I noticed you never mentioned a teapot so I guess we can rule that out.