Ave, Deciple! You can change your name if you wish, it's not as set in stone as you might think. I believe you need to appeal to one of the mods. Money definitely helps - no food, though, it tends to get them a little... excited, shall we say.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
