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Communicating with Him
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RE: Communicating with Him
April 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm
(April 24, 2012 at 1:15 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(April 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:a heartfelt fortune cookie message

That kind of says it all!

"Show me what to do, Lord."

*opens cookie*

"Land is always in the mind of the flying birds."
10 56 87 98 46 34"

"I should be a pilot. Praise Jesus Hallelujah!"



On a similar line I always loved this quote.

Quote:It may be that ministers really think that their prayers do good and it may be that frogs imagine that their croaking brings spring.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll
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Communicating with Him

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Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 23, 2012 at 10:09 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by frankiej - April 23, 2012 at 10:18 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Faith No More - April 23, 2012 at 11:42 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by jackman - April 23, 2012 at 12:37 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 23, 2012 at 1:46 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by genkaus - April 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - April 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by genkaus - April 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 24, 2012 at 5:26 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by LastPoet - April 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - April 23, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Re: Communicating with Him - by fr0d0 - April 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Welsh cake - April 24, 2012 at 6:13 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by downbeatplumb - April 24, 2012 at 1:00 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 24, 2012 at 1:44 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by downbeatplumb - April 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by fr0d0 - April 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 24, 2012 at 12:17 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - April 24, 2012 at 12:35 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 25, 2012 at 12:10 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 25, 2012 at 1:17 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Zen Badger - April 25, 2012 at 1:20 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 25, 2012 at 1:25 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Zen Badger - April 25, 2012 at 1:27 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 25, 2012 at 1:24 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 25, 2012 at 1:27 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 25, 2012 at 2:10 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Zen Badger - April 25, 2012 at 2:27 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 24, 2012 at 1:00 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by downbeatplumb - April 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 24, 2012 at 1:15 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 24, 2012 at 1:18 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Anomalocaris - April 24, 2012 at 1:16 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - April 24, 2012 at 1:22 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by downbeatplumb - April 24, 2012 at 1:34 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 24, 2012 at 1:47 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Paul the Human - April 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Welsh cake - April 24, 2012 at 5:33 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 25, 2012 at 1:40 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 25, 2012 at 2:03 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 25, 2012 at 1:52 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 25, 2012 at 2:17 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 26, 2012 at 2:45 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 26, 2012 at 3:03 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 26, 2012 at 4:15 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 29, 2012 at 8:50 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by padraic - April 25, 2012 at 2:17 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Jackalope - April 25, 2012 at 2:33 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Zen Badger - April 25, 2012 at 2:38 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 25, 2012 at 2:40 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Killman - April 25, 2012 at 5:16 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 25, 2012 at 11:43 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 26, 2012 at 1:59 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 26, 2012 at 2:02 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Zen Badger - April 25, 2012 at 6:01 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by fuckass365 - April 25, 2012 at 6:42 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 26, 2012 at 2:21 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 26, 2012 at 2:22 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 26, 2012 at 3:14 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Adjusted Sanity - April 26, 2012 at 3:30 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Undeceived - April 26, 2012 at 4:43 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Cinjin - April 26, 2012 at 6:15 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 26, 2012 at 4:59 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 26, 2012 at 6:00 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - April 26, 2012 at 11:22 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Welsh cake - April 26, 2012 at 4:33 pm
Communicating with Him - by fuckass365 - April 26, 2012 at 5:13 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 26, 2012 at 7:29 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Cinjin - April 26, 2012 at 8:15 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Paul the Human - April 27, 2012 at 12:35 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Cinjin - April 27, 2012 at 2:13 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 26, 2012 at 5:56 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 26, 2012 at 7:54 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 26, 2012 at 8:37 pm
Communicating with Him - by fuckass365 - April 26, 2012 at 10:31 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 27, 2012 at 12:42 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by simplexity - April 26, 2012 at 10:38 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 27, 2012 at 12:46 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 27, 2012 at 10:11 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 27, 2012 at 10:13 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - March 22, 2013 at 6:30 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by jess_essential - April 27, 2012 at 1:03 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 27, 2012 at 1:19 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by jess_essential - April 27, 2012 at 1:21 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 27, 2012 at 1:34 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - April 27, 2012 at 1:59 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by jess_essential - April 27, 2012 at 1:46 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Welsh cake - April 27, 2012 at 2:14 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 27, 2012 at 10:45 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Minimalist - April 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Communicating with Him - by fuckass365 - April 27, 2012 at 6:22 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 27, 2012 at 11:03 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 28, 2012 at 3:37 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 28, 2012 at 10:58 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 28, 2012 at 11:08 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 29, 2012 at 12:06 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 29, 2012 at 12:14 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 29, 2012 at 12:41 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 29, 2012 at 12:48 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 29, 2012 at 1:15 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 29, 2012 at 1:26 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 29, 2012 at 1:37 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - April 29, 2012 at 1:42 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 29, 2012 at 8:44 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Norfolk And Chance - April 29, 2012 at 8:48 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 29, 2012 at 9:06 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Welsh cake - April 28, 2012 at 3:49 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Godschild - April 28, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Communicating with Him - by fuckass365 - April 28, 2012 at 9:47 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 29, 2012 at 9:46 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Drich - April 29, 2012 at 12:06 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - April 29, 2012 at 12:23 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Tobie - April 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by radorth - March 20, 2013 at 11:00 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - March 21, 2013 at 9:33 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by fr0d0 - March 22, 2013 at 2:56 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - March 22, 2013 at 3:06 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by fr0d0 - March 22, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by KichigaiNeko - March 23, 2013 at 11:12 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by smax - March 22, 2013 at 4:06 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - March 23, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by CleanShavenJesus - March 23, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - March 23, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Esquilax - March 23, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Neo-Scholastic - March 24, 2013 at 8:25 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 8:29 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by smax - March 23, 2013 at 8:38 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by radorth - March 24, 2013 at 10:15 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 4:07 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by smax - March 25, 2013 at 4:24 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by Fruity - March 23, 2013 at 3:02 pm
RE: Communicating with Him - by jstrodel - March 25, 2013 at 12:14 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - March 25, 2013 at 12:37 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by jstrodel - March 25, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by FallentoReason - March 25, 2013 at 2:09 am
RE: Communicating with Him - by smax - March 25, 2013 at 3:50 am

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