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Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
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Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
Pious cocksuckers.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/evangel...ald-trump/

Quote:Evangelical leaders issue statement saying they want nothing to do do with ‘toxic’ Donald Trump

And fuck jesus, too.
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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
They loved him before. I guess they're ready to let him go. I guess he did what they needed him to do, and now they want him out. Soon enough the 1% will be done with him too, as soon as he's cut their taxes as much as possible, and deregulated everything in sight
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
Truth or swag? More proof that Evangelicals only care about which side their bread is buttered on.
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#4
RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
No, this isn't evangelicals who once supported Trump en masse now trying to distance themselves from him and wash their hands of it. This is the evangelical minority that didn't support Trump saying "hey, that huge number that supported him aren't ALL the evangelicals out there."

Which.... is true.

But the evangelicals that supported them are the evangelicals that count, because they're the ones who actually get stuff done rather than sitting around whining about not being noticed. It wouldn't matter if they represented only 1% of evangelicals, so long as they had an impact and the other 99% didn't.

So either these #NotAllEvangelicals are so few as to be irrelevant for all functional purposes, or they're largely-silent bystanders who didn't devote any significant effort to preventing the problem in the first place. (I suspect it's a mix of both.) In the first case, find another home, you're in the wrong spot. And in the second case... while I do have more contempt for the fanatics, the silent bystanders earn quite a bit of it as well. Either way, the brand is tarnished... and would still be now even if it hadn't already been tarnished before Trump was a thing. They do indeed own him.
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#5
RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
They're all the same.  Pompous shits who think they are god's fucking best friends.

I have no use for such assholes.
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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
(October 6, 2018 at 3:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pious cocksuckers.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/evangel...ald-trump/

Quote:Evangelical leaders issue statement saying they want nothing to do do with ‘toxic’ Donald Trump

And fuck jesus, too.

As far as I'm concerned, worshipping Trump was the last nail in their coffin. So-called Christians have proved to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they would follow Satan himself if he said what they wanted to hear. Come to think of it, maybe they already are.
Myths are for weak minds—Thinking takes effort—Following is easier
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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
(October 6, 2018 at 6:37 pm)Devout-Humanist Wrote:
(October 6, 2018 at 3:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pious cocksuckers.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/evangel...ald-trump/


And fuck jesus, too.

As far as I'm concerned, worshipping Trump was the last nail in their coffin. So-called Christians have proved to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they would follow Satan himself if he said what they wanted to hear.  Come to think of it, maybe they already are.

Satan isn't as big an asshole as Trump.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
(October 6, 2018 at 3:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pious cocksuckers.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/evangel...ald-trump/

Quote:Evangelical leaders issue statement saying they want nothing to do do with ‘toxic’ Donald Trump

And fuck jesus, too.

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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
Trump is able to stay in power because he caters to the far right.  And, now, they are "abandoning" him??  The Donald's plan is simple -- let the Democrats retake the House in November (while quietly hoping that they take the Senate, also), and when 2020 rolls around, he can campaign against the 3-headed hydra (ignoring the fact, of course, that he is packing the courts with far-right nut jobs, but hey, that's fake news!)
And without delay Peter went quickly out of the synagogue (assembly) and went unto the house of Marcellus, where Simon lodged: and much people followed him...And Peter turned unto the people that followed him and said: Ye shall now see a great and marvellous wonder. And Peter seeing a great dog bound with a strong chain, went to him and loosed him, and when he was loosed the dog received a man's voice and said unto Peter: What dost thou bid me to do, thou servant of the unspeakable and living God? Peter said unto him: Go in and say unto Simon in the midst of his company: Peter saith unto thee, Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And immediately the dog ran and entered in, and rushed into the midst of them that were with Simon, and lifted up his forefeet and in a loud voice said: Thou Simon, Peter the servant of Christ who standeth at the door saith unto thee: Come forth abroad, for thy sake am I come to Rome, thou most wicked one and deceiver of simple souls. And when Simon heard it, and beheld the incredible sight, he lost the words wherewith he was deceiving them that stood by, and all of them were amazed. (The Acts of Peter, 9)
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RE: Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now.
(October 6, 2018 at 6:37 pm)Devout-Humanist Wrote:
(October 6, 2018 at 3:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pious cocksuckers.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/10/evangel...ald-trump/


And fuck jesus, too.

As far as I'm concerned, worshipping Trump was the last nail in their coffin. So-called Christians have proved to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they would follow Satan himself if he said what they wanted to hear.  Come to think of it, maybe they already are.

"Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they're sure trying to do so, it's going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know, I've tried to deal with them. "

-- Barry Goldwater, speaking in 1994.  The prophet of our times, apparently.
-- 
Dr H


"So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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