RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
May 2, 2012 at 10:46 am
(May 1, 2012 at 6:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And don't forget the Big Bang, the ridiculous religion that believes everything came from nothing all by itself. Stupid Evilushonistists... don't you know that "from nothing, nothing comes"?
Why can't you believe that everything came from nothing, just like it says in Genesis...
(10 minutes later) I've just had a cup of tea and a nice sit down; I'm feeling much better now.
Right. Who ever saw an explosion create something? Explosions only destroy things. So how could an explosion have created a crocoduck? It couldn't have. Therefore god.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire