RE: God, come out, come out wherever you are!
May 6, 2012 at 8:21 am
(This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 8:25 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Meh, I've met plenty of True Believers. They're one of the reasons that I am not... It's good to know that I'll actually get to see this douche-god in person though, if only once. What with all the "eternal seperation" bit that's been floating about recently I had started to envision the process as the celestial equivalent of the DMV. I half expected there to be a hostile, overweight paper-pusher named Janice breathlessly stamping my file "hellbound" with nary a word from the almighty. I like your idea though, this way, when I see your god, I get to be a spiritual reminder of how big an asshat he is. Maybe after condemning a few thousand(million?, billion?) folks like myself he'll have a "roadside conversion", see the light, and stop preying on those smaller and weaker than himself. Or maybe not.
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