What stops you from sinning in heaven?

[Cinjin]

The "Heavenly" experience is divided into two distinct time periods pre and post millennial reign. Pre millennial is where even boarder line Christians live under Christ. At the end of this reign Satan will be loosed again to harvest those find themselves discontented living under the reign or rule of Christ. After this final rebellion and the final judgement those left will live in the expressed will of God.
Rev 20

o my god that is so funny. I too know exactly what happens when you die and how it's all set up. let me tell you about it....
I was reading this really really old book, written by dozens and dozens of unknown authors, some with borrowed names, and it told me this awesome story about streets of gold and big castles and crowns of gold and gems ... and I could fly around wherever I wanted and eat pie all day and spend time with Ronald Reagan and Billy Graham. It's so awesome. It's gonna be like Harry Potter except with tons of gold and no evil stuff.

I'm gonna have to go without my free will, but it's still gonna be so so so cool. We're all gonna be mindless super-heroes with three worship services every day to tell Captain Heaven that he's sooooo awesome. I'll probably have tons of gold too. God really likes gold. Me too!!! I think I'll get a golden toilet. I probably won't need one because I'll probably poop gold.

Anyway, if you have any more questions, I know all about the afterlife because of this sweet book I found.

retarded