RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven?
May 11, 2012 at 11:16 am
(This post was last modified: May 11, 2012 at 11:45 am by Thor.)
(May 11, 2012 at 10:08 am)Ace Otana Wrote: Sounds better than worshipping a total dick for eternity. You left out dah girls man! What about dah girls!
I'm not sure about dah girls. My book doesn't specifically mention that. But I think they have these gorgeous babes walking around and their only purpose is to pleasure you whenever and however you desire! Imagine lying on a giant Twinkie while some bodacious hottie rides you like a jockey coming down the home stretch! And the best part is, once you're done, the hottie walks away! No cuddling or conversation necessary! How cool is that?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
