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What stops you from sinning in heaven?
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RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven?
(May 11, 2012 at 11:16 am)Thor Wrote:
(May 11, 2012 at 10:08 am)Ace Otana Wrote: Sounds better than worshipping a total dick for eternity. You left out dah girls man! What about dah girls!

I'm not sure about dah girls. My book doesn't specifically mention that. But I think they have these gorgeous babes walking around and their only purpose is to pleasure you whenever and however you desire! Imagine lying in a giant Twinkie while some bodacious hottie rides you like a jockey coming down the home stretch! And the best part is, once you're done, the hottie walks away! No cuddling or conversation necessary! How cool is that?

Facesitting?! Fuck yeah! I'll have them riding my face for fucking days!
So....where do I sign?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Cinjin - May 10, 2012 at 11:17 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Drich - May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Cinjin - May 10, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Thor - May 11, 2012 at 10:05 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Thor - May 11, 2012 at 11:16 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Ace Otana - May 11, 2012 at 11:20 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Thor - May 11, 2012 at 11:51 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by C Rod - May 10, 2012 at 11:42 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by C Rod - May 10, 2012 at 11:55 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by C Rod - May 11, 2012 at 12:53 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Aiza - May 12, 2012 at 2:20 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Aiza - May 13, 2012 at 3:36 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Thor - May 13, 2012 at 11:03 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Aiza - May 14, 2012 at 5:59 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Thor - May 12, 2012 at 5:12 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Thor - May 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Aiza - May 14, 2012 at 10:26 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Cinjin - May 14, 2012 at 11:00 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Ryft - May 14, 2012 at 10:08 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Aiza - May 15, 2012 at 2:54 pm
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Aiza - May 16, 2012 at 4:40 am
RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven? - by Killman - May 21, 2012 at 12:27 am

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